"I wish you a happy birthday! May the gods of chocolate blow in your favor on this day. "
"I hope you're doing something wild for the occasion"
"Twenty-seven seems like a good age – you are still young, and yet you are already doing lots of amazing things. "
"Since you're so old now, it's like a big sis-little sis friendship"
"Pleins de bisous sucrés, salés, fleuris, pimentés et surtout parfumés des parfums des grands baobabs sénégalais. "
"It's an honor to be your friend, and a privilege to know you. Come what may, I trust you'll have a wonderful and rich life ! So here it comes, HAPPY BIRTHDAY you old hag !!!"
"I didn't know you were born in Paris. Well I guess no one's perfect."
Awww shucks, thanks guys!