In preparation for a Christmas trip to Saint Martin - where, I have no doubt, I will easily be the pastiest person on the beach - I'm trying out a session of Spray Tanning on Saturday.
A day before, the Spray Tanning assistant asks me: “Saturday from 10 – 3 pm, we have a gay male technician. Are you ok with that?”
That’s probably the strangest thing I’ve heard this week.
|I really hope my results look like this... Wouldn't hurt to hit the gym to tighten up the abs too...|