My computer is being retard... is being mentally-handicapped. Ever since our computer guy has decided to "add memory, you'll see it'll go much faster*", it hums and haws and then freezes completely.
I have already stopped and started it three times manually (yes, even the CTRL + ALT + DEL feature does not work). This always happen. From now on, I'm just going to assume that computer guys say the exact opposite then they really mean.