January 06, 2011

Some much for Trying to Be Discrete

It’s probably time for me to look for a new job. I’m a bit bored with my current one, given that it’s been 2 years and 1 month since I’ve started. An eternity in my book.

So the other day, I apply online and have to fax some additional documents over to the recruitment office. I use the fax machine from work, which is located along the main conference room’s wall and is surrounded by cubicle offices (which house a mix of lowly employees and senior-level people).

Shortly after scanning the paperwork, the machine loudly dials the number and the scene goes like this:

Rrrring, rrring, rriing, riing… You’ve reached Janessa Brown at the ROCKVILLE RECRUITMENT CENTER. We are currently closed. Please try us again during working hours.

[Fax redials]

Rrrring, rrring, rriing, riing… You’ve reached Janessa Brown at the ROCKVILLE RECRUITMENT CENTER. We are currently closed. Please try us again during working hours.

[Fax redials]

Rrrring, rrring, rriing, riing… You’ve reached Janessa Brown at the ROCKVILLE RECRUITMENT CENTER. We are currently closed. Please try us again during working hours. [Fax redials]

Mortified, I try to cough over the sound of the fax machine at strategically-timed instances. I frantically repeatedly pound on the “cancel” and “delete” buttons, but the fax stubbornly continues to redial, redial and redial again.

I reach to the back of the machine and turn it off. Then I turn it on again so the next person can use it… And it starts redialing and the voicemail starts AGAIN!

Humiliated, I turn it off once again, put my coat on and leave the office for the day (fortunately it was almost time to go home). The next day, I come back to the office, and someone has discreetly placed the two confirmation sheets from the fax under my door.

I am 1) completely embarrassed about the situation, 2) praying that whoever slipped the pages under my door doesn’t go have a “chat” with my boss.

It’s been three days now, and I still don’t know who intercepted my fax.

7 comments:

Astrogirl said...

What a nightmare! I hope all is okay.

Anonymous said...

Wow, that's mortifying. Kind of funny too though :)

-Ammo

vvk said...

I heard about this happening to a friend years ago, so I've gone out of my way to avoid using current-office resources while job hunting. Fax machines are annoying, because who (other than me) has one at home?!? Last time i needed one and didn't have one at home, I used one a friends office without asking. Sneaky of me. :-)

Good luck on the job hunt.

Steve in Wisconsin said...

If someone had filmed this it would have been a hit on YouTube.

Anonymous said...

Let me know. I'll fax it for you.

branding melbourne said...

I think it is quite annoying using the fax machine

brochure printing melbourne said...

I think that in some places they do not use fax machine anymore.